I posted again.

Pinball in Oxford: (X-Files/Torchwood), Mulder/Jack, games boys play, skillful hands

Jack/Everybody is the master pairing of the universe, I tells ya.

This is my judgey!Ianto icon. I find it appropriate.

Title: Taxi Ride
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh
Summary: PWP: Porn Without Point. Written for xf_pornbattle
Pairing: MSR.
Rating: NC-17, obvs
Warnings: Unbeta'd. I don't like what I do to tenses in the central part, but I can't think of a smoother way to do it. Let me know if you catch typos I missed.
Timeline/Spoilers: Early s6, I guess.

Prompts: backseat, drinks, not in a bar


( She is a little confused about precisely how they got into the taxi. )

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This may be a to-be-continued, if I get more time before the battle ends...

Title: Sweet Nothings For The Numb
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh
Summary: The journey from Emily's funeral back to DC: A Tragedy in Three Parts.
Pairing: MSR.
Rating: NC-17: Highly angsty and not very romantic sex.
Warnings: (skip) I don't see any dubcon here, but this is not sex the participants are gleeful about having. Discussions of infertility trauma.
Timeline/Spoilers: Post-ep for Emily; specific spoilers for Christmas Carol/Emily and Memento Mori; deviates from the Per Manum timeline.


Author's Notes: Many thanks to memories_child for the beta, and wendelah1 for a fruitful conversation about the implausibility of the fertility arc. Everything I know about the functioning of the female reproductive system came from Taking Charge of Your Fertility and The New Essential Guide to Lesbian Conception, Pregnancy, and Birth, as filtered through my wife, Leigh, so many thanks to her as well. Part 1, Curse and Salvation, was originally written as a birthday gift for icedteainthebag .

Edit: I forgot to say that the title is a (possibly misheard) lyric from the Gnarls Barkley song Necromancer, which you can download at that link. I toyed with the idea of writing songfic for that song--and then realize I already had, and that it was part II of this story. Voila.

( Scully lies in the dark and traces her fingers over the skin of her stomach, above the pad of fat cradling her uterus, orphaned and alone the last soldier fighting, radio silent, unaware the war has already been lost. )

Title: Five Times Mosely Drummy Wishes He'd Never Met Fox Mulder
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh
Summary: The exsanguinated bodies were the easy part. It's the consultant who's the problem.
Genre: Gen
Rating: PG-13 (coarse language)
Timeline/Spoilers: Post-IWTB. Exists in the same universe as my stories The Keeping of Secrets and Whiteboard, but not necessary to have read them.
Disclaimer: Intellectual property is a capitalist fiction designed to oppress the working fic-writer.  That said, I don't own them either.

A/N: Why, you might ask, should someone write fanfic about Special Agent Mosely Drummy? Well, because black characters get the shaft in XF canon, and fic is one of the ways we fix screwed-up canon; because he's a potentially interesting character, and is still alive within the universe, unlike a lot of folks; because the poor guy's name is MOSELY, which buys him my sympathy.

There may be further stories in this universe. We'll see.  Many thanks to idella  and wendelah1  for amazing and super-fast betas.

Oh, and I made a small bunch of Drummy icons, since I wasn't able to find any others. They're from anniemarie75 's screen grab archive, and anyone can take them, alter them, whatever. My icon skills are of fail, but, well, it's something.

xf_pornbattle  was, of course, a blast.  I should probably go through and make recommendations, since it's a bit overwhelming and I can read porn forever and still be happy to read it.  But, in the meantime, I'm reposting the five fics I wrote that weren't Six Weeks and One Day. 

And, here I will admit the method to my madness.  Each of the five fics I wrote was a gift for someone.  Things seem to have been stressful in folks' lives lately, and I find that porn is excellent for cheering folks up.  I wanted to write gifties for everyone, but sadly ran out of time/plot bunnies.  But, if I didn't manage to pull something together for you, I will take requests--just pull out a pairing/cast you like, and a porn battle prompt or another one you like, and I'll think about it and see what comes together, so to speak.  Be forewarned that if you're requesting anything other than MSR, you run an above 50% chance of getting UST of the pornish variety.  But, I LIKE WRITING THINGS.  

With no further ado:


Stockings: Scully/Reyes, "Stockings" by Suzanne Vega
For icedteainthebag 

( And, well. She liked talking to Dana. )


The Brig: XF/BSG crossover, President Mulder/Admiral Scully, false prophecy
for dashakay 




13000 Feet Over Colorado: Mulder/Scully, break apart, constellations, desperate
for medland 

( He was still watching the stars out the window. )

Nothing He Wants, Mulder/Krycek, longing
for inlaterdays 

( It doesn't have to be this way. )


Nonverbal: Mulder/Scully/Krycek, paddle, video camera
for wendelah1 
(slightly altered from version posted--just tweaked)

( Mulder can't figure out what she's going to do with the paddle. )


OK.  That's all the porn I can handle for a while.  *ices fingers*

Title: Six Weeks and One Day
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh
Summary:  It's been a long time.  (Sequel to Magic.)
Pairing: MSR. 
Rating: NC-17 (sex, sex, sex, donuts)
Timeline/Spoilers: Diverges from canon after Existence.  Fuck you, Season Nine.
Disclaimer: Intellectual property is a capitalist fiction designed to oppress the working fic-writer.  That said, I don't own them either.
A/N: Written for xf_pornbattle , prompts: black bra, kitchen counter, patience is not a virtue, "William's asleep."  Thanks to everyone who encouraged me to feed my fetishes, you sick bastards.  This one's for Leigh.  Happy Valentine's Day, angel.


( Scully's hands are shaking as she reaches for her keys to unlock the door. )

I promise my joining the Great X-Files-To-BSG Migration Of 2009 does not mean I'll stop writing XF stuff, OK?  

Title: Your Own Body
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh
Summary: If there's anything you have a right to its your own body.   (Post-ep for Sometimes a Great Notion.)
Rating: PG-13 (disturbing subject matter, references to sex)
Warning: Character death [canon], severe fangirl emotional trauma
Spoilers: Sometimes A Great Notion
Disclaimer: Intellectual property is a capitalist fiction designed to oppress the working fic-writer.  That said, I don't own them either.
ETA: SOMEBODY TELL ME why I keep forgetting to thank idella  for her awesome betas?  It's like, we have a week-long serious conversation about meaning and language and argument and then I'm like KTHXBAI.  Why am I an idiot?  Anyway, she deserves a million points for her help with this. 


( After all of that. )

Title: The Ledger
Author: Amal Nahurryeh
Characters: TLG, Mulder, Scully
Rating: PG-13 (actually PG, but I'm constitutionally incapable of writing fic without the f-word in it at least once, apparently)
Summary: Running a small business involves a lot of paperwork.
Timeline/Spoilers: Through Jump the Shark.
Disclaimer: Intellectual property is a capitalist fiction designed to oppress the working fic-writer.  That said, I don't own them either.

The second half of inlaterdays 's present for xf_santa .  Author's notes at the end.



( March 6, 1992. Detailed dossier prepared on person of interest. )